For those of you who enjoy satire, here’s a list of recent articles posted at our new Christian satire site, The End Times:
Cult Leader Hands Out Wrong Kool-Aid At Picnic, Has To Start Cult Over From Scratch
John Hagee Announces Manned Mission To Blood Moon
Christian T-Shirt Maker Forced To Retire After Running Out Of Secular Logos To Rip Off
Benny Hinn Uses Suitcoat To Decapitate Man
Rob Bell Concedes Hell May Be Real After Attending Stryper Concert
Captain America “Pretty Sure” Disney Is A Hydra Operation
Woman Talking From Behind Pulpit Imagines Herself To Be Pastor
Castle Dracula Chosen As New Planned Parenthood Headquarters
Creflo Dollar Residence Wins Bid To Host Olympics
Mother Brushes Off Homeschooling By Admitting She Can’t Stand To Be Around Her Children
Glenn Beck Plans Escape To Kolob On Battlestar Galactica
Elevation Church Constructs Stonehenge Replica As Part Of Pagan Outreach Program
Government Officials Assure Citizens That Privacy Will Only Be Obliterated When Absolutely Necessary
Megachurch Pastor Thankful To God For Rampant Biblical Illiteracy
Hillary Clinton Explains Why Women Must Be Allowed To Murder Their Children With Impunity
Hindenburg Survivors Still Not Convinced Flying Is Safest Way To Travel
NFL Commissioner Pinky Swears To Stop Enticing Teams To Draft Gay Players
US Department Of Education Assures Christian Parents That Everything’s Okay
“God’s Not Dead 2: God’s Still Not Dead” Unfortunately Not An April Fools Joke
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What are you, some kind of [insert label here] or something?!
What’s with that shark-fishie graphic thing?
Intro to Fire: The Power and Purpose of the Common Believer
When the Bible gets hairy. (Or: Is it right for men to have long hair?)
And especially this one: Never forget that apart from God’s grace you and I are complete morons.
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