Republicans Preserve Obamacare (Again)

If only we had Republicans running the show in DC, we’d get small government, right? If only we had Republicans in control of the Senate, the House, and the White House all at the same time, we’d see the massive growth in American State power and American citizen dependence reversed, right? This is the rhetorical […]

Republican leadership begs for Socialism. Literally.

How funny/sad would it be for a Republican leader to literally get down on his knees and beg for massive, life- and culture-shaping Socialist systems and programs in America? No need to wonder. ‘Cause it has happened. In a lovely little ditty titled Paul Ryan “Begged On One Knee” For Obamacare Repeal Vote, we learn that – you […]

You have to vote for TrumpCare to find out what’s in TrumpCare.

Oh yeah, Republicans are different. Republicans are our only real hope here in ‘Merica. Trump will save us…from what, exactly? Socialism? Uh, no. Trump and the GOP are wholly committed to Socialism, just with a few sprinkles of crony capitalism (meaning: not free market based at all) thrown in to flavor things up a bit. […]

So the GOP wants to “repair” rather than “repeal” ObamaCare (and every other satanic Socialist program in America). How awesome is that?!

So the GOP is gonna “fix” Socialism for us! Again! Like they’ve “fixed” the satanic/Socialist public school system. And like they’re “fixed” the satanic/Socialist Social Security system. And like they’ve “fixed” the satanic, black magic fiat economic system that inherently makes masses dependent upon those who claim for themselves the power to magically create fake money out […]

Ebola is an STD? So what? We have ObamaCare!

We Americans are indeed a very funky people. Unfortunately, almost all of our funkiness is of the bad sort these days. As we covered earlier this month, 110 million Americans have an STD at any given moment. That’s over one third of our population. Clearly, generations of State-controlled education and corporate-controlled pop-culture are paying off. […]

110 million proud Americans have STDs. Now that’s Progressive!

  According to a CDC report cited earlier this week by CBS, 110 million Americans have an STD at any given moment. Since America is estimated to have a round 316-319 million people, that means that around 34% – or just over one third – of the entire population has a sexually transmitted disease. How awesome is […]

Don’t Mind Bubba; It’s Just the Syphilis Talking

While Democrat Presidents still can’t seem to bring themselves to identify the “Allahu Akbar!” shouting, American soldier massacring Nidal Malik Hasan as an Islamic terrorist, they exhibit far less restraint when it comes to dealing with those who would dare oppose the rise of an almighty state in America. As the health care debate roared on, at least one adored Democrat leader didn’t hesitate to tag tens of millions of American patriots, including millions of veterans, as “tea-baggers”, a pejorative term normally associated with preferred activities of the Bawny Fwank/Keith Olbermann wing of the Statist movement.

Apparently, this is what “progressive” leadership sounds like.

Obama Youth Continue Socialism Sing-Along

Another day, another gaggle of kiddos paraded about to sing their programmed praises of Statism and its messianic advocate-in-chief, Barack Hussein Obama.

On the up side, this installment of Obamaism praise and worship was orchestrated in a private school setting.

On the down side, this installment of Obamaism praise and worship was orchestrated in a private school setting.

One-Trick Donkey: The Democrat and His Precious Race Card

Bubba Clinton…Van Jones…Jimmy Carter…Al Gore…Walter Mondale…Jesse Jackson…Jeremiah Wright!

Arianna…Donahue…Charlie Rangel…Barry O…Chris Matthews…John Dingell… Janeane Garafalo!

Think Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire and just keep adding names as they pop into your head. I stopped at verse three-hundred-twenty-nine, but there’s nothing to keep you from going on with this little musical exercise, well, forever. If there’s one thing that might (remember, I said might) rival the sanctity of infanticide as a holy rite in the cult of progressive liberalism, it is the sacred art of playing the race card.

Sprechen Sie Propaganda?

The One and his disciples have been quite ambitious in their efforts to bring change to America. Nowhere has their zealotry been more evident than in their desire to co-opt and employ federally funded arts programs for the purpose of advancing the Statist cause.

Defy the Laws of Mathematics, Economics and Logic? YES! WE! CAN!

“I will not sign a plan that adds one dime to our deficits either now or in the future. Period”.

Thus saith The One.

So let it be written; so let it be done.

Only in an America populated by drones primarily educated through a government controlled idiot factory could such a contention inspire serious applause.

Hope, Change and the Creepy Face of American Socialism

What a difference seven and a half months makes. In that short span of time Americans have witnessed a political plunge unparalleled since the days of the post-Watergate Ford administration. The untouchable icon of political progressivism that was Barack Hussein Obama has become something less.

Much less.

The One from on high has been brought low. The great, articulate (and clean, even) Agent of Change has been exposed as little more than an arrogant, oblivious advocate of most tired and failed policies of the past.

And what brought about this radical shift? What happened to inspire this Jeckyll-to-Hyde revelation in the eyes of most Americans?

Government.

Obama style.