The Ultimate (and completely safe) “Debate”-Watchers’ Drinking Game: Presidential Edition
As Debate Night approaches, America is as fearful and frazzled as ever. Many weak, rudderless Americans are terrified (and therefore easily manipulated by fear) and many questions are begging to be answered. Questions like: Which candidate will be more overtly satanic in tonight’s debate? Habitually twitching and passing out Hillary, or the personification of unrepentant […]
America’s (Hard Earned) Political Buzzard Problem (See: Grant Starrett in Tennessee)
Buzzards circling overhead rarely constitute “a good sign”. And man, are the buzzards ever circling over America. These vultures take many forms and seem to be flocking and frolicking over pretty much every area of life here in “the land of the free” and the home of the NSA, but nowhere are they more obvious than in the […]
7 Things God Is Using Trump To Teach America
Thank God for Donald Trump! Yes, really. In The Donald’s ascendancy we are being graced with so much more clarity than we could ever have expected where our pride, unrepentance, and desperate condition as a people are concerned. God is indeed doing something “absolutely amazing” through Trump. So as we wade through the wails and […]
Obama Celebrates American Religious Pluralism at Mosque in Baltimore
Every time Barack Obama (or Donald Trump or Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio) advocates the satanic concept of religious pluralism, almost always while claiming to be a Christian, “We the People” are reaping what we’ve sown. For generation after generation, we’ve championed as a virtue that which God despises so much that He singles it out […]
“What Happens In Vegas” is running for President.
“What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.” If only. Now “what happens in Vegas” is running for President…and winning. Or at least leading in the polls so far, anyway. The Republican polls. With truckloads of support from “evangelical conservative Christians”, to boot. “Conservative Christian” leader Jerry Falwell Jr., President of Liberty University, made news recently […]
$ocialism, Bangerz, and the Wrath Of God in “The Great State of Tennessee”
You’d have to turn pretty hard and firmly away from the glaring clarity to miss the connection – the near-perfectly synchronized harmony – between Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Tour stop in Nashville last night and the political scene unfolding on Primary Election Night across the “Great State of Tennessee”. All the dots are there, so close that they barely need to […]