With the Clinton/Trump campaign rolling through the summer, there has been much fertile ground for apocalyptic Christian satire over the past few months.
Here’s a sample of the work we’ve done at our sister site, The End Times, over the course of what was indeed a very hot and very apocalyptic summer of 2016:
Trump Builds Wall Of Evangelical Leaders To Protect Himself From The Gospel
Hillsong: “What The Gospel Really Needs Is…More Cowbell!”
Local Church Accidentally Raises Flags In Proper Order; Decides To Keep Them That Way
White House Admits Obamacare Was “Basically Written By Magic 8-Ball”
Creepy Clowns Terrorize America Via Televised Debate
Christian Mingle Forced To Find Dates For Bruce Jenner
Brock Lesnar Self-Identifies As 130 Pound Woman; Effortlessly Dominates Women’s MMA
Ozone Hole Attributed To Al Gore’s Endless Rambling About Global Warming
Jesus Isn’t Anybody’s Co-Pilot, Hundreds Of Annoying Bible Passages Confirm
Evangelicals Reveal Plan To “Finish Off The Culture So Jesus Has To Come Back Immediately”
James Dobson “Accepts Jesus” On Trump’s Behalf; Evangelicals Applaud “Conversion”
Paula White Confirms That She “Totally Led Trump To Jesus”
Revamped Trump University To Offer Advanced Degrees In “Owning Evangelicals”
Family Christian Bookstores To Offer Bible/Mood Ring Combo
Sweet Old Lady At Church Still Convinced Barcodes Are The Mark Of The Beast
Local Church Of Christ Bans Use Of Word “Alcohol”
Nicolas Cage Admits “It Was Like My Career Got Raptured” In ‘Left Behind’
Church Optimistic About Its Marketing Of Pessimism
Southern Baptist Convention Votes To Formally Admit Defeat In Culture War
American Christianity Diagnosed With Stage 4 Testicular Cancer
Sesame Street’s “The Count” Dies Trying To Keep Up With US Debt Clock
Trump Promises Frustrated Fans That He Will Literally Disembowel Clinton In Next Debate
Trigger Warning Sign At Debate Reveals Hofstra U To Be Even More Gay Than Originally Assumed
Osteen Reveals True Identity As “Jo-El, Most Favored Son Of Krypton”
Local Man Loves The Thought Of Jesus As His Savior; Hates The Thought Of Jesus As His Lord
Obi-Wan Kenobi Accidentally Comes Out As Sith Lord
Obama Plans Massive Money-Bombing Of Iranian Nuclear Facilities
Local Church Celebrates Resumption Of Satanic Child Education System
Crystal Cathedral Files For Theological Bankruptcy
American Conservatives Fight To Protect Their Favorite Socialist Programs From Illegal Immigrants
Hillary Camp Demands Defibrillator-Equipped Debate Podium
Republicans To Build Giant Wall Between Politics And Biblical Christianity
American Christians Pray For Trump To Massacre Clinton In Debate
EpiPen Formally Sponsors Hillary Campaign
Fearful, Technophobic Christians Terrorized By Pikachu
After “Months Of Prayer”, Ted Cruz Endorses GOP Anti-Christ For President
Survey: Most American Christians Say Great Commission “Can’t Be Done”
Roving Horde Of Community Activists Loots, Burns And Pillages To Promote Peace And Social Justice
TSA Confirms Al-Qaeda Not Hiding In Old Man’s Pants
ISIS Claims Responsibility For Global Warming; Mainstream Media Conflicted
Hillary Has Kick-Stands Surgically Installed Above Each Cankle
“Christian Rock Star” Trey Pearson Comes Out As Totally Gay; Surprises Nobody
Typical Evangelical View Of Heaven Sure Seems A Lot Like Hell, Report Confirms
Samsung To Replace Exploding Phones With New, Not-Yet-Exploded Phones
Hillsong Embraces Role As Daycare For “Baby Christians” Of All Ages
Gang Of Mansion-Dwelling, Body Guard Protected “Artists” Campaign To Disarm American Peasants
Recently Reformed Guy Convinced TULIP Is The Deep End Of The Theological Pool
Dr. Evil Confirms Clinton Pneumonia Diagnosis; Mainstream Media Proclaims Issue “Settled”
Kaine Pledges To Carry Clinton’s Cold, Limp Body Over The Finish Line
Hillary Celebrates Pneumonia Diagnosis By Hugging Small Child
Chicago Celebrates 2016 Gun Control Success With 500th “Gun-Free Zone” Homicide
Obama Administration Advances Robot Labor Movement By Promoting Minimum Wage Hike For Humans
Hillary To Deliver All Future Speeches By Coughing In Morse Code
Impeached Brazilian President Sentenced To Swim 20 Laps In Olympic Pool
Colin Kaepernick’s Socks Charged With Treason
Hal Lindsey And Dr. Evil Beg Britain Not To Leave Them This Way
Man Self-Identifying As St. Bernard Wins Westminster Dog Show
Paula White Launches New Makeup Line For Pretend Pastors
Trump/Clinton Effortlessly Merge Into One Giant Gay-Affirming Candidate
To see the rest of the apocalyptic Satire that we published over the summer of The Donald, head on over to The End Times site.
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