RoboRubio explodes on debate stage after getting stuck in its own feedback loop.

Who says the American Political Puppet Show isn’t entertaining?

Oh sure, the whole thing’s a comically contrived, controlled game aimed at amusing and distracting Americans from noticing, much less dealing with, the real problems of ever-expanding Statism and the unfolding wrath of God upon a proud, unrepentant “We the People” (with the former being an example of the latter), but man oh man, is it ever fun to watch sometimes…in a dark tragic-comedic, WWE meets Dracula meets Duck Dynasty sort of way.

In a recent example of the sort of Statists-gone-nuts hilarity now defining our politics, we were treated to the now well-chronicled meltdown and debate stage explosion of RoboRubio, the “conservative Christian” Statist best known for its propensity to rattle off a version of the same canned answer to pretty much any question that anyone might ask about anything at any time.

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So what’s the difference between you and, say, any of the other Statist goons running for the office of Puppet President in 2016, Mr. RoboRubio?

RoboRubio: The world is a better place when America has a gigantic military and dominates everything! America is awesome and her most globally dominant are ahead of her! We should all unquestioningly adore and worship the American State! We must give our everything for America!

Um, okay…how about the ways in which you might be different from some of the other America State worshipping folks on stage there?

Alrighty then…would you say that perhaps America is suffering as it is because of its proud, open rebellion against a real God who actually owns everything – including America itself – and has spoken clearly in condemning most of the ways in which America now deals with law, civil government, economics, education, and pretty much everything else? Could repentance perhaps be in order? Could repentance perhaps be necessary?

Gotcha.

Thanks, RoboRubio, for your consistent, albeit idiotic, answer to these questions.

One last thing: Do you want fries with that?

So you get the picture…and it’s a pathetic one at that. It’s a picture that offers yet another bit of evidence that we have been given over to a desire for wicked leaders who tickle our ears with the things we want to hear about our beloved American State – the things that we want to believe in where ‘Merica is concerned – despite all that God has clearly said to explicitly condemn the manner in which America approaches law, economics, education, business, civil government, and pretty much everything else.

Of course, this is nothing new for American politicians. With the State having successfully “educated” the population to think less and less over the course of many generations now, Statist politicians and “experts” have embraced the trace-paper thin, Twitter-friendly approaches to thought that now represent the depth and contemplative ability of the vast majority of Americans, using this “new normal” of brainlessness to effortlessly manipulate and control masses of dependent, apathetic, mentally lazy Americans – most of whom are convinced of their awesomeness and the inherent awesomeness of America (the latter being a central tenant of the religion of American Statism and a central theme of the programming that goes on in Temples of American Statism, also known as public schools).

So was it an interesting moment when RoboRubio exploded on the debate stage last night after getting its needle stuck in a deeply worn groove on its favorite propaganda platter?

Sure.

Was it funny and enjoyable on one level?

Oh yeah!

But should it have been surprising to anyone?

Nah.

Not at all.

And should it really stand out as much as is being presented now in all of the post-debate discussion and analysis? Should RoboRubio’s relentless regurgitation of Statist bilge be seen as all that unique a thing in a wannabe President promoted by The System these days?

Nope.

All of those on the stage at Saturday night’s GOP “debate” are stark raving Statsists.

All of their lines and answers to every question asked reek of raw regurgitated All-American Statism.

If only we could see that as clearly in the non-RubioBots as we do now in RoboRubio.

May God save us from our burning desire for anti-Christian leadership.

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